Leaf~

a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.

man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit

by anonymoouse April 18, 2010

leaffin

the act of chylling or mossing or taking it easy.
one could use it to say JUST CHYLL or TAKE IT EASY.

also can be used when wanting to say "just wing it" or "just guess it"

to be the most chyll.

Nasreen: "eyy Shwetha, whats good"
Shwetha: "oh not much yo, just leaffin"

Raganya: "omg im so stressed"
Shwetha: "just leaff mann.."

Raganya: "omg i have a history test tomaro and i dont feel like studying:("
Nasreen: "just leaf it yo, yu'll do great"

"ima leaf that stuff" ( ima wing that stuff)

"just leaf it" ( just wing it )

"wanna leaf someday?" (wanna chyll someday)

"yur a truee leaffer" (ur very chyll)

by truleaffer May 19, 2009

Leafy

An Internet bully with unfortunately no chin. There is hope for leafy however, I feel a chin will cure his cancerous ways.

Retard/ Cunt: "IM GAY!"
Leafy: "HA this fucking smurf is gay. Ready, one two three BOOP (changes from picture of retard to stock pear image) HAHAHAHAHA

by SmokedFalafel September 16, 2016

Leafing

Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.

Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'

by i'moutatoiletpaypa June 15, 2011

leafs fan

easily one of the biggest groups of fans in any sport.

a lot of people hate them, rightfully because a majority of them are really annoying, obnoxious and dumb.

they brag about how their team is the "best" even though they haven't done anything in 45 years (the last time they won a cup was 1967, the year before the expansion). somehow though, you still can't convince leafs fans that the leafs are not the best anymore.

there are some leafs fans that aren't a pain to deal with, but that's a minority of them.

I could go on but I don't wanna bore people.

leafs fan: the insert any other team here suck

fan of any other team: when was the last time the leafs did anything?

leafs fan: the leafs are the best, you can't bash them

by metal head123 October 26, 2011

leafyishere

The leader of the reptillian brotherhood

A Fellow Reptillian: Have you heard of leafyishere?
Anothe r Reptillian: Don't you mean our leader?

by TheReptillianBrotherhood December 12, 2015

Leafs Weekend

When a guy (or girl) does so bad at picking up someone of the opposite sex at an event it is said they played it like the Toronto Maple Leafs

"Bro did you get any action at the party on saturday?"
"Naw man, I was rejected 3 times!"
"Man it sounds like you had a leafs weekend."

by Tanner Cullen November 1, 2009