Lap 2

When you enter the Pizza Portal hidden somewhere in a Pizza Tower level during Pizza Time.

“GET TO THE DOOR, PIZZAFACE IS GONNA KILL US”

“IS THIS IT?”

“NO JIMMY THAT THE WRONG ON-“

“LAP 2”

“FUUUUU-“

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.

Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

Lap frosting

Another word for fasting

She be lap frosting all through april

by Lap froster April 12, 2017

jungle lapping

Licking sweating vag or balls in a Columbian jungle

I did some Jungle Lapping with Aubrey in Colombia after railing a gram

by .5 House January 24, 2019