dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".

"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"

by olive man July 13, 2015

landbeast

A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.

Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.

by JCC January 11, 2004

Lance McClain

A precious cinnamon roll who deserves better.

Lance mcclain deserves more love
Lance mcclain is bi fite me

by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018

Terminal Lance

A lance corporal in the USMC that will never make it past the rank of E-3 for one reason or another.

Who cares about my PFT im a terminal lance anyways.

by Super Duper lcpl Q.. May 26, 2009

Lana

a very sexy girl that every hot man wants to fuck really hard

man, did you see lana?

by katemossrocks12 January 20, 2009

Azur Lane

Azur Lane is a gacha based mobile game incorporating some Danmaku elements. It's basically KanColle but actually good. Come for the waifus, stay for the surprisingly deep gameplay.

Anybody who hasn't watched anime to the point that they prefer anime girls over real girls shouldn't play Azur Lane.

by sebacostamr May 17, 2019

Landlord Special

The Landlord Special is that special poorly done touch that landlords add to their homes by trying to repair things themselves.

"My landlord refused to hire a plumber so now I'm stuck with that landlord special."

by Alex M&D May 18, 2022