noot your knob

To jerk off

Did you just noot your knob in that bathroom?

by Pacmule December 16, 2016

slob knob

giving head

penis in the mouth

by Reggie June 20, 2003

grab a knob

A strong yet playful expression used to tell someone to get lost, as they are either; a liar, chatting shit, being annoying, or you don't want them to be around you.
More commonly used in Scotland.

"Want to head to Revolution for a couple of drinks tonight?"
"Grab a knob mate, of course I don't!"

"I did so well in that exam man!"
"Aye right you did, away and grab a knob."

by Diego Milito August 12, 2016

Dick Knob

Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.

Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!

by Megagnome August 22, 2010

French door knob

When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.

Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.

Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!

by dionarapthevicious August 14, 2009

slob on my knob

means to give a man oral sex

slob on my knob, like corn on the cob

by Rose April 8, 2003

polishing the knob

The act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.

To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"

by William E. April 25, 2006