kebbie

Short for the word kebab.

That Kebbie was nice...

by S[DOT]C January 2, 2009

keyboardiliscious

Where you have a keyboard that is quite tasty and can be devoured easily.

Man, your keyboard is keyboardiliscious. The taste is reminiscent of chicken.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

keyboard kill

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.

l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!

by Shoutingboy March 27, 2011

keyboard coward

Someone who reports social media profiles, pictures or posts.

What a keyboard coward, he should own up to what he did.

by rorosita May 9, 2016

Keyboard-Thug

A keyboard thug is a narcissist, sociopath or psychopath who uses the internet to; terrorize others, create a false version of himself, bully, stalk or hack. He/she is a coward and uses the internet, mobile phones and other keyboards to create upset, fear, defamation of others while simultaneously creating a false and favorable public persona of himself.

After her email accounts were hacked into, Andi suspected that she was being followed. The police found that not only were all her social media, email and contacts hacked into, she had a key-stroke recording bug on her phone. The Keyboard-Thug who was stalking her, was a man she met on Match.com. The police told her not to be so trusting to men she met online as many of them are Keyboard-Thugs who are falsely representing themselves.

by Narcblock May 30, 2018

Hardcore Keyboard

A person who uses the computer to bring up problems and argue instead of doing it face to face.
Hardcore Keyboard is similar to Internet Toughguy, the difference being, you actually know the Hardcore Keyboard person in real life.

"We spent the whole day together and she was fine, but the moment I logged on she went Hardcore Keyboard on my ass saying the relationship wasn't working out."

by RobAdie February 26, 2009

keyboard banger

Someone who hits the keyboard to have it make loud noises in order to make it seem like they are working hard, often hitting random keys sporadically to imitate someone who is hard at work.

Sol: Wow, Manny is working hard typing that fast.
Derrick: Manny is not working hard, he is just a professinal keyboard banger.

by monty1980m November 5, 2009