Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

Kenny

Someone who needs to calm it with the tiktoks.

Kenny calm down with the tiktoks.

by aligray November 22, 2021

Kenny boy

A drunken grandad that loves boating and is truely legit.

Damn Thant grandpa is so cool. Must be a Kenny boy

by Kwidgy October 6, 2019

red head kenny

When you watch porn on YouTube

I did red head Kenny last night with the boys

by Thegreatgayman January 22, 2021

James Kenny

James Kenny is a white catholic boy, he is friends with a furry named fu-fu (foo-foo) and likes a Indian boy a year younger, along with a few girls that he knows who they are. He is unknowingly and untryingly a teachers pet.

Boy: "Damn, have you heard of James Kenny, the one who's friends with fu-fu, he tried kissing his Indian friend!"
Girl: "wow, that's really not shocking."

by KENNY_MAYBE July 30, 2023

kenny

the name "kenny" is often used as a shortened version of the name "kenneth". "kenneth" is derived from a Gaelic name meaning "handsome". languages tend to evolve and meanings of words tend to change as time moves forward. just like how "gay" isn't exactly "happy" anymore, "kenny" isn't exactly "handsome". often regarded as "ogre" or "jumpscare", a "kenny" typically has at least 250 restraining orders against him and assault charges on different men, women, and children in each city/town he has visited due to severe trauma and stress simply caused by having him in your field of vision. not only is "kenny" short for "kenneth", "kenny" is also short in other aspects of his physical being.

dude it would really suck to be a kenny

by big back bowling July 2, 2024

kenny taylor

An amazing, sweet, wonderful, handsome, thoughtful man. Will put your needs before himself and if you asked him to do something and he’s available he will do it. Has been done wrong by many dirty slaggy exes but still through all that hardship is a lovely thoughtful man. Literally irreplaceable and if you ever meet him you would never be able to get over him or leave him.

“I got myself a keeper”
“Is he a kenny taylor”
“Yes he is”

by Bird<3 June 27, 2023