Keelin

A sweltering bumhole that swallows everything that goes near it, when it’s not consuming everything it is secreting deathly smells from it’s crack

You’re such a keelin

by Fattybojangles February 15, 2020

Keebler

Receiving oral sex while eating chocolate chip cookies.

My girl is so thoughtful, she gave me a Keebler for my birthday!

by RadioWhiskey October 20, 2020

keekers

your best friends in whole entire world

Girl: HI KEEKERSSSSS
Girl 2: HIIIII

by 7Uthebest March 30, 2022

beef keel

When a girl is out in a mini-skirt, in cold weather, especially without pantyhose, tights or panties. The cold can cause her beef curtains (see definition: beef curtains) to freeze together into a beef keel.

Sarah: 'I was out walking the other day, and while I was on the bridge I caught an updraft and got the hardest beef keel.'

by Blairish June 16, 2008

leah keeble

leah keeble is well known for getting herself in ways after having only 1 bottle of echo falls, she pissed herself at ferry fair in the police station after getting herself lifted, she is only interested in boys who are a lot younger then her and is obsessed with everyone under the age of 16 or if they are a ymk member she will definitely have shagged them.

“ i really need a piss”
“make sure you don’t do a leah keeble and piss yourself!”

by Andy6578 February 16, 2020

Feelin’ Keelin

The action when a teacher invites you for an afternoon groping session for a better grade

After class, I was invited for a Feelin’ Keelin session

by shartdragon January 10, 2021

Keely

A girl who looks like an angry psychotic man who constantly hurts people in every possible way just because there bored there’s nothing they love more than to act innocent they are absolutely hideous inside and out and deserve everything bad that happens to them they never know when to stop in a bad way and they constantly bit off more than they can chew they constantly have people leaving them not because they’re hard to figure out but because they can never be grateful if you break up with them you can say goodbye to having peace and quiet they will try to ruin your life in any way possible even if it’s old news love actually means nothing to them and will actually leave you in tears they never want to see you do better than them and are always acting immature they only use you for attention and after that your nothing if you ever do come across one just run and don’t look back your time is much better spent on yourself than a dramatic terrorist

Person: keely is a depressed obsessed loner

by Stupidlbitch March 24, 2020