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Griffey Junior 

a fart, or series of farts prior to dropping a Griffey.
Pete Dick: "I love my Griffey Junior!"
Jen: "What are you rambling about now?"
Pete Dick: "You can't smell that?"
Jen, rolling window down in zero degree weather: "I can now ass hole!"
Griffey Junior by Pete Dick February 28, 2008

Tappin Junior 

The act of having sex with a late term pregnant woman.
I met some pregnant chick at the bar last night, and before you know it I was tappin junior.
Tappin Junior by Texas Red March 13, 2009

Jeffrey Junior 

When an individual loves an inantimate object so much that he/she gives it a pet name.
If you love that chair so much, why don't you Jeffrey Junior it?
Jeffrey Junior by HGBrinks May 13, 2011

Fontainebleau Junior High 

School full of wanna be rich kids and queers that think the whole fucking world revolves around them. Probably the only junior hight that had a 7th grader pregnant twice.
Wait you go to Fontainebleau Junior High. Then I guess your gay.

green cove junior high 

Subway looking motherfuckers with the huge ass gym concrete fucking bleachers literal shit with peoples feet on your head
Green cove junior highs gym is trash you can’t change my mind

Jesus Junior 

A vibrator, Dildo, something used to stimulate female sex organs to the point of orgamasm. got its name from Lauren, who said that "Only jesus could make me feel this good." Is often blue and sparkly.
I experianced divine intervention last nite, yeah, a date with Jesus Junior.