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jewish cowboy

a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"
kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!

Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.

Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".

Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.
by MgamerNix August 17, 2008
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jewish redlight

act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head
jim got arrested for jewish redlighting bob
by harrison maddox September 9, 2006
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"Jewish crackers!"

This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.
Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.
by natalienouveau August 8, 2006
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Jatish

A panchovi
Man Josh is a Jatish.
by Whlasian April 7, 2011
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Jewish Symphony

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"
by Ms. Shaw November 13, 2013
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jewish antelope

A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah
Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course
by swaggienigga123 February 23, 2014
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jewish birthday

When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.
John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.
by ScottTheChamp April 23, 2014
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