Instagib

Stands for Instant Giblets, referring to one-hit kills in FPS games where the victim is instantly turned into 'giblets', or explodes.

Originated in Quake II and made popular in Unreal Tournament.

I took out my instagib rifle and limbs started flying when I started gibbing all around.

by Zopiac April 12, 2009

Instagram Normie

Someone, who shows you the memes that you saw an hour ago on Reddit and argues with you when you tell them that the meme's stolen. He/She also usually thinks that minion memes are funny and quotes like "she believed" are deep. He/She also has the urge to post about every moment of his/her life. They could be very annoying.

-"Hey! Look at this funny meme I found!"
-"You're such an Instagram Normie. This meme was stolen from Reddit. I saw it like an hour ag-"
-"NO IT WASN'T! You're just jealous that I have more followers."

by I don't recognize the bodies March 26, 2019

Instagram whore

A person who thinks having more followers than someone else makes them cool. Usually a teen, or a adult who thinks he's a teen still.

1:"hey did you see bob had 300 followers?"

2: "no, I don't really care, he's just an Instagram whore"

by TheJuicyMoose May 11, 2014

Insimilicupitre

Spanish slang: someone lacking motivation or effort; lazy; idle, vago
-Commonly used by Dr.Carvallo

Estudiante 1: Dr. Carvallo no pude hacer me tarea anoche porque estaba viendo el reinado de la señorita Universo,
Dr.Carvallo (with stick in hand and with an expression of dismay): WHAP! (smacks stick on student's desk) No se me ponga insimilicupitre, señor!

by D.Carval May 17, 2016

Insectoid

Coined by Timothy Leary to describe the consciousness of the average joe. It cares only about survival, breeding, and dopamine influx (beer, drugs, sports). It has no higher mind, no real philosophy other than a generic, borrowed, and shallow outlook adopted by its immediate culture. It lives essentially to replicate its genome and any use of intellect beyond this is merely a feedback loop for its ssurvival and breeding goal.

"Watching all the insectoids march along, seem to know just right where they belong"

by Dayrel November 3, 2018

Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.

Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

by friendmandude May 27, 2019

Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity

An AMAZING character from Inanimate Insanity I love them so much mwa mwa they are so cool and I have no bias towards them at all

Me: Omga did you see the new eninmat ensanetay episode...it like... had paintbrush in it!!1!!1!!! My favorite character!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1 I <3 Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity so much!!1!

Person 2: You are a loser they aren't even real

Me: Haha you aren't real either lmfaokoo I have no life hahahahahahahahahahhshs

by mikisakurazuka October 17, 2022