catch her by the snatch

A variation of “grab her by the pussy.”

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”

by GKH1220 February 28, 2018

whitewashed her tonsils

What happens when a guy ejaculates in someone's mouth.

Man, I whitewashed her tonsils good last night!

by langer73 January 2, 2018

C on her T

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"

by Ensee87 February 21, 2011

Eating her kitty

Going down on a woman/ Oral sex going down on her

I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.

by Butterfly Penguin August 19, 2017

Ween Her Off

To dick down your girl with your big hard ween so good she cums so hard her eyes roll back.

Rachel is coming over after work. Imma ween her off tonight good.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

Keeping her green

Pronounced "keepin' 'er green"

While working from home, deliberately moving the mouse or pressing keys solely to keep Skype for Business status as "Available" (green) instead of "Away/Inactive" (yellow) so that your boss thinks you're working

Person 1: "I Skyped him 3 times today, I don't know why he isn't responding, his status is 'Available' on Skype"
Person 2: "That's because he's keeping her green, the guy is playing Runescape all day today and he just wiggles his mouse on the work laptop every 15 minutes so his Skype status doesn't become inactive".

by qwerty732 January 5, 2021