Ian

Is a total asshole, never stops talking and always wants to fight, but he knows he will lose he will try to fight you just to piss you off.

That Ian over there is about to get his ass kicked by them two bodybuilders

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

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Get the Ianmug.

Ian

A large peasant in a kingdom who Carrys around a large Jew nose.

Look over there at the ian begging for food on the streets.

by Big red fluffy bird March 23, 2017

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ian's penis

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

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ian gillan

Ian Gillan is actually the second greatest rock vocalist, outclassed only Robert Plant.

Elizabeth: "Wow, listen to that voice, I think it's the greatest rock voice ever. It must be Ian Gillan"

Natalie: "If it's the greatest rock voice ever then it must be Robert Plant, the man with the greatest voice in rock.

Elizabeth: "Natalie, you are right. Robert Plant has the greatest voice in Rock. Although very good, Ian Gillan only comes second"

by Nikki-D March 25, 2007

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Ian Bockhoop

An absolute stallion.
This man puts a horse cock to shame.
Get's no bitches but still fucking.

(or adult men)

(or children)

Trad-cath-God's-stongests-soldiering-gigachad-neo-nazi-holocaust-denying-hentai-addicted slut.
I wish I could have my holes resized by this man.

"I wish I could have my holes resized by Ian Bockhoop- but sadly I'm not a puppy."

by Ethan The Brave February 22, 2023

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