human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’
by Enigme December 01, 2021
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Human self

A loose human, often called Michael, in a happy place and calm state of mind.
Michael, stop being a fuck-wit and please just be your Human self!”
by Enigme December 01, 2021
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Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.
by carsforkids February 17, 2017
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Chicken-human

It's a creature that looks like a human but it's really not but still looks like a chicken so it's a

CHICKEN HUMAN !!
"I have a chicken , I have a human."
"UGH"
"Chicken-human
by Pooping on the rainbows February 20, 2017
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no human verification

Something every damn website under the sun lies about
"oh hey free robux with no human verification!"
(After trying that and many others)
"Why does everything lie?"
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021
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Human bidet

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.
She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.
by Tina’s December 17, 2021
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people human

A human and a person. A person is the same thing as a human.
by people human April 04, 2018
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