How's your Penis?

Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).

Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"

Joe:"Aight... Yours?"

Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"

Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"

Me:"Sure. What time?"

Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.

by Mista Flow February 14, 2009

HOW YOU LIKE THAT

How you like that is a song from BLACKPINK one of their newest singles, How you like that is a song for confidence and lets you show your bad side of yourself. Like BTS with their speak yourself and love yourself albums. This newest album will let you express your real self. It came out on 26th of June 2020.

Yo have you heard the song how you like that?
No..why?
DUDE YOUR MISSING OUT THIS SONG IS PERFECT FOR YOUR PERSONALITY.

by GlitterKPOP August 7, 2020

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
....
sawford dies

by EmilieStone January 19, 2009

how fun

Depending on the inflection of your voice, or the actual event described, the slang term "How Fun" maintains two polar opposite meanings. The object of conversation may have been or will be really fun. If there is a hint of sarcasm in the voice or if the event is known to be generally dull, such as: I stayed at home all day and did laundry, "How Fun" would mean "bummer" or "how boring".

I went to Paris and then London to shop. How Fun!
I cleaned the garbage cans today. How fun.

by KurtVB October 30, 2015

How To Rock

Really? You really looked this up? Well I'll just explain it to you. A soon to fail Nick show. They are trying to tell kids its 'Ok' to be yourself. Well they failed at the attempt to do it. The cast is HORRIBLE, consisting of 3 idiotic 15-16 year old Faggots and one girl who happens to be a horrible singer. They form this stupid band name 'Gravity 5' or some shit like that. The only reason I know of this show is because of my 7 year old sister who forced me to watch with her or she wouldnt tell me where she hid my phone. So remember NEVER EVER EVER watch this show, you will most likely blow your'e brains out.

Little Girl 1: I love How to Rock

Man: Fuck that, I rather hear 10 hours of a monkey scratching his balls.

by TheGoodJuan August 6, 2012

how ya doin!

Outstanding, a phrase used when something is shocking in a good or pleasant manner.

Bob: "Ted hows the chicken?"
Ted: "How ya doin!"

Bill: "She was fine...I got her number...How ya Doin!"

by Lakeland Golf Team March 25, 2008

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Not as much as chuck Norris

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris

by Djs October 25, 2012