Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.

Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.

by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021

Cock a hooped

It's when you're jazzed or DELIGHTED that your significant other is there.

Sarah was cock a hooped to discover a wild Derek was in the neighborhood adjacent to where she be kicking it.

by Sally from the valley August 22, 2023

hoop dance

A new style of dance that has been around for posssibly ten years. It incorporates hula hooping into a dance workout that is fun, feminine and sexy. Maily, viewed at music festivals and clubs.

"The hoop dancers were dancing freely to the music at the festival."

by wild*daisies February 11, 2010

hoop dog

Expresses excitement for something. Similar to "right on!"

- Yo, man, the court's free, let's shoot us some baskets.
- Hoop dog!

by Christopher Hart January 25, 2006

hoop shute

An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.

"Sarah has one hell of a hoop shute."

"I fisted that hoop shute."

by John McNally April 25, 2008

Hoods

A game where if somebody is wearing a hooded sweatshirt, you simply take they're hood (while they're not looking), and put it on them. This is most commonly done from behind the unsuspecting person. When you put the hood on the victim, say "HOODS!".

Sneaking up behind a person and putting their hoods up.

by Bigshafty68 May 11, 2011

hoodsexual

A sexual orientation where you are only attracted to Calum hood from 5 Seconds Of Summer

Person: Michael is hot af
Me: sorry, I'm hoodsexual

by Cakeaf June 20, 2015