Trojan War Helmet

resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex.

He did a Trojan War Helmet on her.

by Norristonian April 18, 2004

roman war helmet

after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times

did u see that guy do a roman war helmet to that chick?

by mike b December 15, 2003

old lady helmet

hair-doo of old women; usually making it look like the old woman is wearing a helmet of hair.

when old ladies hair gets grey they cut it short and tease it up into an old lady helmet.

by klesk johnson July 8, 2003

german army helmet

A german army helmet is another word for circumsion. It is common for Jews.

Bedes dad has a smooth german army helmet, which granny loves.

by dave hte danish lad August 2, 2006

purple helmet monster

the end of a penis also called bell-end

stu showed andy his bell-end

by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

pee wee helmet

the act of laying your package atop a random person's head...as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.

Hey mr. homeless man! Try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

suck my helmet

Perform fellatio on me,

She can suck my helmet anytime.

by Nobbysparks February 24, 2011