I went to the store and saw a big ass girl and all I could say was "hot daddy/hawt daddy" guh ena it!
by SmatieJA October 27, 2018
Get the Hot daddy/hawt daddy mug.Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.
Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.
Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.
Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.
by computerscientits April 3, 2017
Get the hawkins mug.marijuana--Named for the seminal psychedelic British rock band Hawkwind who have released records that are so fucked up that you don't actually require pot to get high!
"Dude, got any 'wind?" (using the abbreviation "'wind" is always appropriate when hanging out with rockers, and the phrase "hawking some wind" is also an acceptable, uh, thing)
by Dutchman March 22, 2003
Get the Hawkwind mug.A mohawk that is never spiked, and is off to one side with the rest of the head, and the back of the head, shaved.
guy 1: "Dude, did you hear that this guy named OSSISS invented the lazy hawk?"
guy 2: "Yeah, I hear everyone is copying him now."
guy 2: "Yeah, I hear everyone is copying him now."
by OSSISS March 1, 2011
Get the lazy hawk mug.A homer of an announcer who would immediately complain on close calls against the White Sox by umpiring crews but says "thank you very much" towards blown calls in favor of the Sox.
Other "Hawk" Quotes
*AND THIS BALLGAME IS OVAH!!!!
*Duck snort
*Duck fart
*GAS
And the classic fan interference call...
*Never seen anything like that in my whole career, as a player coming up from Little League, to D-ball, to C-ball, to A-ball, to Triple-A, to the big leagues, never seen that. Well you still got three guys on the bases, they already called two of them out. … This is absolutely B.S…..Dadgum right this game’s gonna be played under protest. (6/24/07 vs Cubs – after double-play was reversed by the umpires after an interference call. The entire rant he would never mention the fact that Juan Uribe was in the direct path of Mark Derosa)
Other "Hawk" Quotes
*AND THIS BALLGAME IS OVAH!!!!
*Duck snort
*Duck fart
*GAS
And the classic fan interference call...
*Never seen anything like that in my whole career, as a player coming up from Little League, to D-ball, to C-ball, to A-ball, to Triple-A, to the big leagues, never seen that. Well you still got three guys on the bases, they already called two of them out. … This is absolutely B.S…..Dadgum right this game’s gonna be played under protest. (6/24/07 vs Cubs – after double-play was reversed by the umpires after an interference call. The entire rant he would never mention the fact that Juan Uribe was in the direct path of Mark Derosa)
by Liuetenant Dante Sitwell March 3, 2009
Get the Hawk Harrelson mug.A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.
After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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