An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first.
They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night
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Get the Jetta Handover mug.A “Hirafu Hando” is a bit of a misnomer. It’s when an acquaintance, travel companion, or friend always owes his portion of something.
After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.
In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)
The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”
The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.
In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)
The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”
The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
How does Captain always manage to pull aff all these epics trips? It’s always last minute, and he’s always saying he’s broke? gives? He’s world famous for those “Hirafu Hando’s” - The Boys say he does a better job anyway.
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Get the friendship hangout mug.The Navy of the United States of America created the Marine Corps to fight on the Barbary Coast so that existing seamen would not have to fight, thus performing the USA's first Tripoli Handoff.
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Get the Tripoli Handoff mug.This phrase originated when my daughter an I saw the movie Hancock starring Will Smith. The movie is progressing nicely, and inspiring great laughs, when all-of-a-sudden like, the movie goes sideways and there's Egyptian gods and dichotomous entities and other crazy crap.
Thus was coined, the phrase, "...pulled a Hancock"
Which essentially means that everything was great until the writers and/or directors went bat-crap-crazy and sent the story sideways into ludicrous land.
Thus was coined, the phrase, "...pulled a Hancock"
Which essentially means that everything was great until the writers and/or directors went bat-crap-crazy and sent the story sideways into ludicrous land.
The point in the movie Hancock when Charlize Theron is suddenly some kind of Egyptian god bound to Hancock - this is the point when the story "pulled a Hancock" - and sends him flying out the house (flying as in flung, not of his own volition).
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Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.
Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.
Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.
Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.
1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."
2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."
3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"
2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."
3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"
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