love handle armour

excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm

love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.

by love handle !! February 25, 2010

Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

No Handlebars

a definition when you are having sexual intercourse with another persons partner and using no hands

watch this, ill do it with no handlebars

by Goldbergio Monstrsitio October 28, 2017

gaming handle

Nick name used when playing online video games

What's your gaming handle?

by Hugleit December 3, 2014

handle

nickname; alias

Yo, whats your handle?

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Bangin' up the high handle homey beef

Things are completely mexcellent and could not possibly be better.

Ted: how goes it?
bill" Bangin' up the high handle homey beef.

by Buddy Guy May 27, 2003

handle bars

A blonde girls pigtails, used for some good relations or some good oral sexual experiences.

Madonna used Britney Spears handle bars to get some good SHHEEOOTT!!

by hand job January 21, 2004