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Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant
I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.
by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025
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The Hamster

A sex act which involves a man laying face down on the roof of a vehicle that has a sun roof. He will then insert his penis through the sun roof while his female partner proceeds to suck on his from underneath hence resembling a hamster drinking from their water bottle.
This is the 3rd date now with this new chick I've been smashing. Hopefully tonight after dinner I can get her to give me The Hamster.
by Juggernaut247 May 8, 2025
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Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).
I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.
by StatDoc May 14, 2025
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hamstering

When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.
The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.
by OneRedFox May 21, 2025
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hamster

terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.
by pseudonym.com@noname.hanuhasme December 17, 2022
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Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024
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Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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