Half-Retarded

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.

Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 8, 2019

Nuts and a half

I) When one finds something very extroidanary, mind blowing, interesting
II) Used to define extreme actions taken by a person with little mind power
III) When someone does something life-risking and very dangerous

I) My god that was nuts and a half dude!!
II) Dude this jump is nuts and a half...
III) He jumped off the tower? He's nuts and a half, fo sho.

by DJ Striker November 13, 2004

Half-Weight

A Half-Weight is .5 grams of any powdered drug. There are 7 half-weights in an 8-ball.

I was keen to score an eight-ball, but all I could afford was a half-weight.

by Diego December 2, 2003

34 and a half

Its the sexual act of 69 with a midget

I met a sexy ass midget at the mall and we ended up going back to my place and we did 34 and a half

by adenfaden December 22, 2009

I am half me foxy

An insecure children who makes bad edit of her face with a foxy's face in it, and captioned the post "I am half me foxy" then post it on Google+

I am half me foxy

by Ichsunken January 10, 2019

half full/empty cup

I don't care whether my cup's half full or empty, I just wanna know who the hell's been drinkin my beer!

John was pissed because he had a half full/empty cup of beer.

by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 15, 2007