Gumption

To have confidence and coolness, and not be afraid.

"Arm wrestle me right now or you have no gumption"

by Gumptious Boy March 6, 2023

gumperson

A person who texts you, follows you, wants to be with you all the time.

My ex girlfriend is a gumperson. She calls me everyday.

by Reday March 20, 2023

Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

gumply pumply

thicc.

damn, bro is so gumply pumply. he has that cake fr!

yeah dude, he brings boys to the yard with his milkshake, on god.

by snootly woot April 30, 2023

Gumpy

Virginian with an unknown gender, no one can figure out due to the completely gender neutral voice, Ohioans often find individuals of this flavor to be strangely attractive despite not fitting their typically standards

person 1- "hey gumpy ur gay"

Gumpy- "kys"

by Samin_Jamin May 7, 2023

Gumpkin

Receiving head on the "head" (toilet) from a senior citizen without their teeth or dentures.

Damn, that old bitch with no teeth sucked my cock while I was taking a shit.

It was like a blumpkin except she had no teeth. I think it's called a gumpkin.

by Dsm92 May 27, 2023

Gumping

The act of accidentally acting stupid or like an autistic 5 year old, and not noticing it while someone else notices.

"When that kid said 'that wasn't very ohio rizz uncanny poppy playtime momento', he was really gumping it."

by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023