Higher Ground

Four years of wasted effort.

*Plays quarter notes in 4/4 on a guitar: E E G A*
"Wow look how easy that was to play. Higher Ground isn't too hard to play on guitar."
"Yea imagine how embarrassing it would be if you learned guitar for 4 years and you couldn't play 3 open string notes in quarters. Thank God that I, a decent human being who respects everyone's effort and money poured into me, can do something this easy."

by rivsaj123 ahahahahahahaha October 26, 2017

ground rice

A smooth dessert/ pudding made from rice, milk and sugar. Not so well known now but was more common a few decades back. Often taken with jam on top.

Have you had ground rice before?

by Anonymousperson321 June 9, 2017

Hole in the ground

It's a nice way of saying Hoe

Stop being a hole in the ground.

by ICYCOLD April 19, 2018

Ground pepper

When a black man cuts his knee

Guy falls over: aaaawwww Ive got a ground pepper

by Ground pepper March 13, 2018

ground-bait

When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.

"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."

by UrbanVocabLad May 4, 2016

Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016

pants on da ground

Pants on da ground,duh

yousa pants on da ground

by LegenadryLegend21 December 28, 2016