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Sussy piss goblin 

That man is a sussy piss goblin.

condom goblin 

Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.
Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...

Dart Goblin 

A 3-elixir card in the popular mobile gameClash Royale,” this underrated card is really balanced and unlocks at Arena 9. He attacks and moves fast while doing decent damage, but has low health. He’s an awesome air defense troop.
“Hey bro I use the Dart Goblin!” “Bro that’s so cool”
Dart Goblin by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021

Fun Goblin 

Someone who ruins all of the fun. Hence the word goblin who takes away from it.
Dude you are being such a fun goblin… you hate fun.
Fun Goblin by OnlyAsianNoob July 20, 2021

Dick Needy Ass Goblin 

An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.
The lunch lady is a dick needy ass goblin.

Constipated German Ass Goblin

A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.