Google Gazer

A person who has a 'compulsive internet disorder' specifically referring to those who search the web for answers to EVERYTHING!

A person who googles their own address just to see their house on the internet.

"Dude, get off the computer already. You dang Google Gazer! ..... You smell like a burnt battery."

A person who person who searches their every thought.

by Hope & Gmoney March 1, 2011

Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

goober gazer

One who stairs at your penis threw your pants . Very awkward stair from another male.

I was working hard and looked over, Mike was justa staring. That goober gazer.

by FLIP017 June 19, 2014

anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

Bitch Glare

The equivalent to a death stare, followed by a bitchy story and gossip. It is the stare from a woman that digs deep into your soul and hurts you on the inside. It causes one to think "What the fuck did i ever do to you?"

Friend 1: Dude, that girl just gave me the bitch glare.
Friend 2: Why? What'd you do?
Friend 1: I don't know. I cheated on Francine, and i saw them talking earlier though.
Friend 2: Yup, we've all been there. It's worse than the bitch face

by yesdorothy May 14, 2016

hazy gaze

The look on your face after drinking for a while and then someone asks you a serious question and you are trying to think of an answer.

After we finished that fifth of Jack, Frank gave me the hazy gaze when I asked if he needed a cab home.

by Indiana Texan February 5, 2020

Tree gaze

Looking up at trees and being marveled by their size or shape; different from classifying trees and a form of relaxation.

To take her mind off of things, she goes for a walk to tree gaze, forgetting her worries instantly.

by PseudoTree September 28, 2020