GEESH

Practically a synonym for quite literally anything!

“I am so GEESHED right now!”

by GEESHED March 19, 2026

Geesefucker

All Canadians.

"That stupid Geesefucker keeps going on about hockey, as if anyone cares."

by theothertesticle October 9, 2025

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s penis when erect, typically done by a horny female

Sally was so excited to see Randy’s, she squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Geekstar

A person, typically young, who regularly uses weed and vape cartridges while maintaining a pretentious and foolish sense of life, and is usually high hourly.

“Dude, Andre is such a pothead now,”
“No, he’s worse. He’s a Geekstar.”

by anonymous July 12, 2025

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

Geekstreaking

Geeking out while dropping all your clothes .

I went geekstreaking the other day, walked back with 30 to life 😱

by Lellogram November 25, 2025