girl gardener

An unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by "men" unable to relate to women in a normal way.
A woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melons to plums, etc.

I once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.

by Nexie December 24, 2006

garden of good and evil

the private parts of a guy fun for kicking.

"she got me...right in the garden of good and evil"

by Nate March 20, 2004

Garden City

A very rich town on Long Island. Very rarely will you see anyone of a darker color walking the streets. The schools are so high class and all the kids are super rich. The kids where clothing like Lilly Pultizer and Raplh Lauren. They all live in big houses and drive amazing cars. They also party HARD

dude 1: Did u go to that party in garden city yetserday
dude 2: yeah i got so wasted

by GCLOVER1188 March 20, 2013

Avante Garde

A tired old cliche used by people who think they're exotic and cutting edge.

"I would classify my art as very Avante Garde"
"You mean Pretentious."

by AnotherDrumMachine April 21, 2016

Garden State Brickface

Description of an ugly girl from New jersey, based on the name of an actual existing company

"She had nice tits but a Garden State Brickface."

by cabarle December 15, 2008

Galed

a scarf grab with the intention of a boob grab ( at the same time) by someone who isn't on "friendly terms" with the victim.

The perpetrator will act as though they are interested in the scarf , usually female's, and have the appearance they are trying to get a better look. They will act interested in the thread count or fine details, when all they really want is to check out one's cup size.

OMG, Kelly, I was doing homework in the Library and my teacher came up and totally Galed me as they tried to act like they were interested in the pattern on my scarf!

by Scratt-attack December 10, 2009

Garden Bowl

A garden bowls when you get a roach from a joint or blunt and stick it in with your bowl with your weed. It's a lot like a birthday bowl but its when u have both not just the joint/blunt crammed in your bowl.

Guy 1:"Hey I found this roach!"
Guy 2:"Pass that shit nigga, we're gunna smoke a garden bowl."

by Nigga down the block September 6, 2012