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That's the grandma

"Hey bro, Did you see 'The Nun' this weekend?"
"yea dude, That's the grandma."
by thewhaleoflife October 15, 2018
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Just Fuckin Drive Grandma

Basically means, just do it. Just go. When someone is taking far too long and holding up your life for no known reason, you would say this to them. When sitting in the car, and waiting for another person who is not yet in the car and you just want to go.
Grandma would not get going so I said "Just Fuckin Drive Grandma."
by Toothless McGee December 7, 2018
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Spank Your Grandma Day

hey grandma todays spank your grandma day come here bitch
by Lana Rhodes Step Sis June 26, 2020
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On yo dead grandma

A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)
dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.

dinkle: *cries* you right.
by KevOnGod May 3, 2021
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hi grandma!

The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.
Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..

Person2: hi grandma!

Person1: then punched the dude in the face.

Person1: ....wait what?
by vegetax6 July 22, 2009
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Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.
You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!
by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010
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doo doo grandma

(N). you know your a grandma doo doo when

1. you wear full wig weaves with streaks (doesn't matter what color)
2. you wear your house shoes around in public!!
3.you wear clip on earrings so your stretched out holes don't show
4. wear costume jewlery
5.long toenails crusted chipped toe polish

6.never shave your legs anymore

7.raised a doo mama or daddy
8.wear silk nightgowns as a regular shirt
9.lives as a full time sitter for the bay bay kids while your daughter lacrenshaw works that pole at night

10.always wearing a Bluetooth
laquaanda:AYY (yelling from 3blocks around the corner) DASHAWN!! you better get your black ass over here before I beat you with my house shoe!

Terrance: damn YOU HEAR that Jermaine that's a true doo doo grandma
by Lolizzel June 24, 2010
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