golfus

Someone that live life as a party boy in the Roman Empire. Life is short and there are not enough people to meet and love every weekend because the money is never a problem or excuse.

Rolfus is a golfus

by MarthaM February 13, 2020

golfphobia

The fear of golf or the fear of going to play a specific round of golf with a group of individuals

Bill - “Yo home sauce, what happened today with the no show on the teebox?”

Tommy- “Yea sorry my Impala got a flat tire and my cricket phone wasn’t charged”
Bill - “Got a case of golfphobia huh?
Tommy - “Yea I didn’t want to be shanking balls around those douchebags. Please don’t say anything”

by Jwstennis October 16, 2020

ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

golfham

Variant of 'God damn', 'goddam' etc.

Golfham, that girl is fine!

by Fffffuuuu August 21, 2010

Golfer

An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.

ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.

by thisisntmeatalliswear January 8, 2012

Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011

bravo golfing

Beating Guts. Having extremely rough and lenghtly sexual intercourse. The phonetic alphabet is used, taking the first letter from each word of "beating guts".

Ya bro I was bravo golfing last night, thats why I didn't answer your phone call.

by NORCALBL September 16, 2007