gassan

1. To be extremley perverted.
2. To disregard females.

Matt is being such a gassan today.

by George Gorringe May 3, 2005

gasslizzal

a word, like fuck, that can be used in many parts of speech or phrases.

"Whats up gaslizzal?" , "Fo'shizzal dizzal, my gaslizzal is missing!"

by daniel r May 28, 2003

Gates of Mordor

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs.

"You're gonna want to ask Gandalf if you want to enter my Gates of Mordor."

by teh Scowl November 23, 2005

Bill Gates

someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".

1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!

2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.

3. Bill Gates goes to college.

by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008

gasser

Someone who is always behind the eightball. Comes from the expression "to be gassed", i.e. to be out of breath.

Detroit's Big Three are real gassers. (The cars they produce guzzle gas and their management is clueless about how to compete.)

by Anton Chigurh December 14, 2008

bill gates

Steve Job's muse.

Also, often accused of crashing things.

Steve Jobs: HAY IM GOING 2 CAPITALIZE UR IDEA
Bill Gates: Okay, just make sure you give me credit.
Steve Jobs: HAHA FAGGOT U SUCK! IM S0 B3TT3R THAN U, N00B.
Bill Gates: ...

by OLOL February 3, 2007

Gassan

1337 fagz0r who sux0rz the buttz0rz

"I am gassan...haha"

by Advil April 4, 2004