flumpy mufkin

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

FlumpJerk

Flumpjerk- The act of masturbation from unisex genders when flaccid(for male) and non aroused, until you reach your desired outcome usually ejaculation, though sometimes an aquitting from frustration.

John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography

Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!

by Dr. Monzero May 16, 2023

Frumpscare

A jumpscare, but relating to France.

A: *Sends photo of French map*
B: Holy fuck, please warn me before sending that! I just got a frumpscare!

by TransponderSnail June 3, 2023

Frumping

The act of smelling bicycle seats for pleasure.

Sara out there frumping bicylcle seats for fun what a sicko

by Bigmelons69 June 4, 2023

Flump

To Flump is hrumph and to gumph

Man, that guy be Flumpin

by Local Web Surfer June 15, 2023

Frump swagger

A very destroyed female who has no confidence in herself because it has been stolen by a gangster white guy or possibly a dirty jig, but yet for some reason still walks it down the street a little dirty and somewhat nasty.

Damn that ugly girl gots some frump swagger in her walk.

by Souless75 June 17, 2023

Frumpangle

A selfie that is taken from an obviously large female. From a position of so, to divert the eyes of an onlooker from her clearly larger half to her face and breasts and thighs. At every weird camera angle possible. Trick no good.

I was trolling this frumpy girl's Facebook and every one of her pictures are taken from the FRUMPANGLE.

by Souless75 June 20, 2023