future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.

The customer has requested a future enhancement .

by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017

future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool

damn thats a lot of future freshies

by futurefreshie March 11, 2017

Futtprutt

When you sit down in a thick and moisty substance like sauce often from chocolate or mashed potatoes, it can also be a fart from the vagina.

When you sit down in a pot of porrige.
Oh did you just futtprutt again

by Rotmos May 9, 2017

future-learn

Future-learn: a globalized school of learng including distance free online learning

Future-learn: the future-learn school management board has offered free courses at all level.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 29, 2017

Future champions

A group of three that sweat confidence and will get past any difficulty

“Look at those guys over there I bet they suck”
“You a skanky hoe they’re future champions mayne”

by Future champ September 27, 2017

futurerise

Noun. A lame thing. Just damned lame.

Elon Musk just unveiled this self driving Mac truck..
I know. It's so totally futurerise...

by Burt Dongle November 18, 2017