fucktarded

When something is fucking retarded something earier to say is, fucktarted, and alot cooler.
Also fun to say.

ex1;Man this class is so fucktarded.
ex2; Wow that had to be the most fucktarded movie ever!
ex3; Your such a fucktard.

by fdhgs October 15, 2008

fucktard

fuck as in fucking(smashing box). tard as in delay. Dealying fucking for no other reason then virginity. Usually practiced by catholic girls. ie. krysten and christi

Christi and Krysten better put out soon they are being fucktards!

by Kory and Matt July 21, 2008

Fucktard Dumbass

Someone who has screwed up so many times that they earn the title of a fucktard AND a dumbass. It's usually used on Ex's (mostly boyfriends) that fuck up big time and continuously lie to get try and get out of trouble, but end up in deeper shit.

"my ex boyfriend is such a fucktard dumbass! he lied about his parents not wanting us to be together!"

by Random girl May 25, 2012

fucktard Biden

The 46th POTUS.

Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!

by Maga! January 22, 2021

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

fucktard

an total fuckin retard

john mother fuckin kerry

by oliver lang (badass pro paintballer) December 5, 2006