fintainment

Financial entertainment. Finance-related products, stories, posts that create no real value.

The definition of "money" is threefold: a medium of exchange, a unit of account, a store of value. At best, bitcoin is a medium of exchange, nothing else. It's basically fintainment.

by rkohl44 November 20, 2025

Fintinuim

When you wont cut it off with your absolute fun sponge of a girlfriend who you flew to the isles of Scilly for, and have spent the entire GDP of Burkina Faso on.

"Mate, your actually stuck in the Fintinuim"

by Will the Vill January 14, 2026

Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009

Fred Flintstone'd

The state of being high enough so that Fred Flintstone (the guy who couch locks people) causes you to be unable to move.

Haha he's so Fred Flintstone'd!

by Mayoriguana July 19, 2011

Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:

Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.

Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!

Guy: No problem Fred.

Neighbor: What was that!!!?

Scenario 2

Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!

Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.

Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!

by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016

Miss Flintstone

a woman from the ancient world.

MIss Flintstone was the mother of bedrock.

by Coop Dupe June 1, 2018

Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

by Coke Can June 5, 2018