flat ass

flat asses are now popular amongst black women......
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.

damn that bitch got a (flat ass).

flat cardborad look like shit

by Lee_Lee dat girl November 5, 2007

flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.

That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.

by flat toppo December 3, 2010

flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004

Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.

He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.

by the juggler November 20, 2013

flat

a skanky little ho who thinks she has a chest and walks around looking like a board

hey sexy, dont you think im hott?
you flat as hell woman
flat? what do you mean, flat?

by FuckAnarchy907 July 22, 2006

flatfaced

In a way - stupid person. BUT in other way - a genius with brillant ideas for overwhelming the world by conspirative music with secret messages. Also a good supporter of the REMURDER crew.

That flatfaced guy is such a moron. I hate him. Actually I pretend not talking to him.

by remurderer July 30, 2008

flatgusted

A strange sort of mix (not really) of the two words 'flattered' and 'disgusted', used to show a strange feeling that no other word or phrase can quite convey. Also slight shock perhaps.

(Made up on my kitchen floor at three in the morning, sorta stoned and eating profiteroles)

Someone 1: I was making out with this guy last night, and all of a sudden I feel a hard on in his pants.
Someone 2: Oh mah God!
Someone 1: I don't know whether I should feel flattered, or disgusted - I've only known him for three hours.
Someone 2: Go for flatgusted, I think that's a pretty good compromise between the two.

by Horrorrorror- May 9, 2010