floordog

1. Lowest level of management. The guy who watches the workers (not) working. see also straw boss.
2. Powerfull animal (ie. not a lapdog
3. Best garage band ever!

"Get back to work! The floordog is coming this way!"

by Dirty Dave January 15, 2004

floorjumper

Someone that rides the elevator between two intermediate floors thus delaying those in it for the long haul. Ever heard of the fuckin stairs?

I could have made it to my desk by 9:00 if it wasn't for the damn floorjumpers holding me up.

by Mikey Z July 29, 2005

Floor Haze

Stray pieces of marijuana that one finds on the floor around their blunt/joint rolling space or in their smoking spot. When his dealer and his back-up dealer have a dry spell, the average stoner will do almost anything to achieve his daily dose of cannabis, sometimes he will scavenge around his room's floor, bathroom etc. and look to pick up any small, fallen pieces of marijuana and collect them to smoke. The resulting mess of stale, dirty and assorted kinds of marijuana are called Floor Haze.

Stoner A: Yo man, you got any weed left?
Stoner B: Naw man, but we can look for some Floor Haze.

by floor stoner June 23, 2009

Floor

Floor is the prettiest girl I have ever seen

Sweet mother of Jezus, Floor is got

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

sub-flooring

a term used to describe the absence of a female's pubic hair

Q: Do you think that girl's carpet matches her drapes?

A: No, I bet all she has is sub-flooring.

by funnyguy2010 December 12, 2010

the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

has the floor

the quality of having one's balls out, typically enshrouded in some kind of blanket or sleeping bag, while surrounded by other heterosexual males. typically hilarity ensues, b/c the first instance was an epic, funny surprise and each following instance reminds everyone of the awesomeness of the first and the freedom that comes with having ones balls swangin' free.

G: "My balls are out"
Ch: "G has the floor!"
N: "I'm going to take my balls out too, but not before yours are put away, G."
X: "This is gross, yet I'm turned on"
Ca: "I just found a pube near N's sleeping bag"

by dquecia November 9, 2011