mr. fatter

Mr. Fatter is the strongest but most fattest super hero ever. His teammate are... The incredible fella, doctor ph. d, Jimmy, grandma, and many More!

Me: Wow mr. Fatter is fly threw the sky!
Friend: And his favorite sidekick is right behind him!

by Disurgrandma October 29, 2020

Coffee Filter

Used to keep coffee crystals from falling into the coffee pot as it is being brewed.

After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.

by Mr. F November 28, 2004

faller

Is a person usually from Minnesota. They love to ride through corn with their trucks and kill random animals that no one has ever heard in random ways. They are often annoyed by German or Spanish phrases, and are known to wear emo attire. They also are known to sit at the back desk in S-15.

My roommate is the perhaps the largest faller in the world. He doesn't even know what its like to be a real balla aka G.I. M-Dub

by Balla McBallster November 17, 2007

fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010

Glitter Farter

One who farts glitter; homosexual.

That Clay Aiken sure is a glitter farter!

by Johnny Dazzles January 13, 2009

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 24, 2003

filtered

A guy thinks your cute because you have a picture of you with a filter on

when a guy only cares about your looks and only likes you because you have a filter

"OMG Shelly is so hot,she is filtered, without the filter is a no"

by Flynnstone7 November 18, 2018