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Fake Chowed

Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.
I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!
by TOPHER816 June 22, 2011
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Fake News

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.
1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.
by Vantius December 21, 2016
mugGet the Fake Newsmug.

fake streaks

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks
did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks
by juulian February 14, 2019
mugGet the fake streaksmug.

fake Monet

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.
F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.
by Anna313 February 9, 2009
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fake dyke

A girl who isn't actually a lesbian and only wants attention
See that youngone? yeah she's a fake dyke
by Fakedykefromloreto October 9, 2016
mugGet the fake dykemug.

Fake Bitch

by peebisboy August 27, 2019
mugGet the Fake Bitchmug.

fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt
Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan
by Kahanna January 17, 2017
mugGet the fake veganmug.

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