Fake Chowed

Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.

I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!

by TOPHER816 June 22, 2011

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Fake News

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.

1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.

by Vantius December 21, 2016

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fake streaks

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks

did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks

by juulian February 14, 2019

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fake soprano

A person, ussually in youth musical theatre, who pretends to be a Soprano vocalist generally because they want the tune. Their vocal range is clearly not suitable to be a Soprano.

Sarah: I'm a soprano, we always get the tune, so it is good
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano

by TheatreKid24601 October 23, 2013

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Fake-ance

A person to whom your were once engaged to, broke up with or called off engagement, and then you get back together without him asking for your hand in marriage again.

Girl, I don’t want to here about your fake-ance and those wack wedding plans.

by drsforreal October 1, 2018

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