ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

she-fail

When a female does something normally intended for a male and does not succeed.

Javon: Did you hear about Molly trying out as linebacker for Varsity?
Aaron: Yes! And she-fail!!!

by von groovy February 21, 2019

Double fail

A failure that occurs while trying to point out a previous fail.

Person 1: That Cliff bar gave me the same calories as a regular meal without any of the satisfaction.

Fial.

Person 2: Double fail

by thisizmypseudonym June 2, 2011

upload failed

When urbandictionary doesn't like your pronunciation of a word, but wants to be nice about it.

"Upload Failed"

by Pehnus June 8, 2016

Failed abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q

by FG5000 May 15, 2021

Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.

"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."

by J Ali March 7, 2010

Super Fail

A notch below Epic Fail. See the definition Epic Fail and bring it down a notch.

Guy: "Dude, I watched Avatar like 25 times."
Other Guy: "Super Fail.... Homo."

by wordy_bird April 30, 2010