by T May 13, 2005

White guy 1: My gf's name is Sarah, hot ass blond with a tight ass.
White guy 2: My gf's name is Lisa a brunette.
White guy 3: My gf's name is Latoya, she got a fat ass!
White guy 1 and 2: lol you got jungle fever!
White guy 3: so fucking what!(beats both there asses and gets laid later on that night with gf.)
White guy 2: My gf's name is Lisa a brunette.
White guy 3: My gf's name is Latoya, she got a fat ass!
White guy 1 and 2: lol you got jungle fever!
White guy 3: so fucking what!(beats both there asses and gets laid later on that night with gf.)
by Jake13th September 11, 2010

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"
by Eighty Three June 17, 2011

Man 1: Did you hear about max, he is going out with chick from North Korea
Man 2: He must have nuclear fever
Man 2: He must have nuclear fever
by Wild-one October 15, 2017

by FantaSteak March 20, 2020

Macramatic Fever is caused by the chromasomal-displacement of exotic nucleic acids within human DNA, and it causes the integrally challenged patient to suffer from macramatic fever, where the non-stop weaving of intermediary level macrame objects d'art. More of than not, the patient will have gained a C+ or even B for art classes in junior high, a somewhat critical juncture of a fledgling artist. In the more pronounced cases of Macramatic Fever, the patient will weave their toes into complicated cords that eventually immobilize the body. If left alone for extended periods, sufferers of Macramatic Fever are often found expired in a highly restrained environment.
Even though Cindy got a "B" in art class when she was 14, it was not high enough to escape the clutches of Macramatic Fever upon her return from Borneo. She had woven a cocoon around herself, hoping she could emerge a butterfly. But this was not to be. The papers said she was found dead in her London flat, her feet and hands bound together in an extremely complicated knot created by own exquisite macrame skills.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
