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Evens

Evens is him, he that dude
by You got mail November 22, 2021
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over the course of the evening

The several-hours-long period during which you've been tossing back Silver Bullets.
I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.
by QuacksO March 5, 2024
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Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
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How-yaall-even-struggle

How yaall even struggle
How-yaall-even-struggle
by JugDaSlug May 20, 2025
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do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.
Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment
by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019
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National send Even nudes day

14 juli må du sende nudes til Even
Håvard: Idag e d 14 juli
Tormod: ååå faen det e national send Even nudes day. Da må æ send:(
by EVEN E DIGG💕 July 13, 2020
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Getting even

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.
Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"
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