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American English

An abomination of mis-spelt and mispronounced words backed up by half witted ill informed historical inaccuracies, go and ruin Spanish instead you big foreheaded country leaving twats
Aah wash mahself with a raag own a stiack
by Fon March 3, 2007
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Putting English On

The actual definition is a bit vague, and globally applicable. Although the pool usage may mean backspin, it actually can mean anything. It is comparable to the phrases "elbow grease" or "heat" from baseball, in the fact that it is a metaphor for a non-existent amplifier.
I had to put some english on my handgun to get it to fire.

I put some english on my car to get it the last mile.

I put some english on that punch, it knocked him cold.
by Chris Redfield August 24, 2005
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English

The natural language of the human body.
Mom: Bonjour, Bonjour.
Baby: Goo goo gaa gaa. Stop talking French! I cannot understand you.
by The Legend of Zelda November 28, 2004
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Engrish

broken English as if, but not necessarily, spoken from one whose mother tongue is an Asian language

Origin: from commonly-referred-to and mistaken allegations of swappings of "L's" and "R's" in Asian languages
Harry described how he saw a lot of "Engrish" on signs while he was on a recent vacation in Tokyo.
by Steven M. August 21, 2004
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englishman

Someone who lives on an island in the North Sea governed by Scots.
Yesterday's British overlord is today's wretched Englishman, a slave to his own political apparatus.
by moxie2702 November 30, 2007
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English Breakfast

When your having sex with a women, and you pour cofee or tea into her vagina, and start to drink it out.
Lewise G: What are you doing!?
Luigi: Yeee! ENGLISH BREAKFAST FOR-A LUIGI!
by TheOneSagat June 22, 2007
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Bastardised English

The act of removing letters from words because the populace of your country is to stupid to comprehend them any other way. (A process synonymous with "Butchering")

It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005
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