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Emily

A girl that doesn't have any friends. When she does she blows them off. Often has red or brown hair, never blonde. Evil, selfish, bitchy, mean, self-concieted, rude. You will regret ever meeting her in the first place. If you ever see her run away cause she will manipulate you!!!!!
Lulu: Hey look there's Emily wanna punch her??

Cassie: No no look away look away AHhhhhhhh!!!

Lulu: ?????

Cassie: in the background AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Lulu??
by Crazy Girls 647 August 17, 2011
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Emily

Shes really really hot. But is a total hoe. She sucks guys dicks and gets around. Shes a great kisser. And girls evny her.
Woah she did an Emily to me last night.
by fuiku April 4, 2011
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Emily

Emily is the one you think is shy; she's beautiful but doesn't know it. She is incredibly gifted, but she never brags.

She is the greatest friend you could ever ask for. Emily is always there to listen and doesn't take a good friend for granted. She will always treat you well. Emily has respect for herself as well as others, and she is always thinking of others. She is the most loving person you know. Emily is forgiving, but she won't be pushed around. She is strong in her values, but she won't shove her beliefs down your throat. Emily is your favorite person. She is the one you have a million inside jokes with. She's the one you always want to be around. She's the one you laugh with every second you are together. Once you have an Emily in your life, never let her go because you'll never find one just like her. You could be around her alll day!!!! She's the most sweetest, chilliest, and most Beautiful person ever you will never want to stop talking to her!!!!!!!!
She's so Beautiful she's such a Emily !!!!!!!
by Dallashhhhhh May 3, 2017
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Emily

An emily is a sexually intruiged character which preys upon creatures which pose small squinty eyes and mobile phones. They have the faint aroma of oxtail soup but a sweet taste of sherbet- a perculiar combination but hey that's em!
Emily's can become very territorial, be aware if you go near her gingerbread man. They can be defined by their distinct weezy laugh and manly voice, particularly when they feel threatened or hyper. Whilst this is a defensive animal it is also and lovely and beautiful one.... just stay out of its way or it will lemon drizzle your ass!
Hey Emily's comin quick open your eyes or she'll jump your bones
by buttmunch:P April 29, 2011
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Emily

Usually the awkward child, even considered the ginger out of the group. Speaks in its own special dialect called "em-lay". Also enjoys mourning the loss of trees and small animals. Usual uses peer pressure to obtain a giggle snort. Also own imaginary unicorn with flying bunny companions. Always wearing a peace sign. ALWAYS. And never is associated with footwear. Does not enjoy being "mainstream" with the current group she is associated with. Yet oddly enjoys the musical prowess of Justin Bieber and always wanted to date Micheal Jackson. Usually causes others to enter a state of depression by pointing and in some cases laughing. yet is supposed to be trustworthy. Indecisive and never outspoken. Never tans, just spawns more freckles. Excludes other members of the group.
by Mrboxcup July 3, 2011
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Emily

a wretched witch who has devoted her life to killing people, she finds pleasure in making cats explode and lives in a futuristic world inside of her mentally handicapped brain. She has no limbs and therefore cries and is very emotional but she has a special power to make anything she wants explode. she especially hates cows, but killed them all off, so she hires those who will paint cats to look like cows so she can kill them.
wow that cat was messed up from an emily.

an emily lets walk the other way.

emily is a dynamite.
by ano151 January 27, 2014
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Emily

That that girl such a Emily.
by I'm I'm Ur dad November 11, 2015
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