down to earth swagg 

Means he is down to earth, chill, outgoing, but just has that 'swagg' certain swagg about him that makes you love him.

-Amy Massengill

He has that 'down to earth swagg' I love.

down to earth swagg by 4vMach April 28, 2010

Flat earth 

If you truly belive in this than you will need the following:
59.99--------brain cells
29.99--------common sense booklet
39.99--------logic, for dummies

Flat earth isn't real ;-;

Flat earth by datpotato.mp4 June 22, 2020

Dead Earth Politics

Four subversives turned musicians, turned subversives that are working the system from the backside to bring about a twisted degree of dominance to the global metal scene. Hailing from Texas, these neo-millennial cowboys stir the blood of non-believers and the metal-faithful alike.

the Dead Earth Politics website is www.deadearthpolitics.com !!

Dead Earth Politics by The Last of the Goatmen February 3, 2010

Mother Earth Fucker 

A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.

_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._

_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_

Mother Earth Fucker by Shaadinipples August 30, 2021

straight out of the earth 

When you find something nice and it is made up of the finest materials from mother nature. examples like extremely pricey items and clothes

A: Damn those shoes are $970.00. I Can buy those at kohls for the same price.

B:those must be straight out of the earth

straight out of the earth by raxxle dazzle April 25, 2010

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day 

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it

sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day by playergod March 21, 2021

Middle Earth 

The overly large space between a girl's breasts.

Dude i tried to titty fuck that girl until i realized i was entering middle earth.

Middle Earth by jugs 25 December 11, 2010