President Envy

The feeling one has when they see another country have a better president than the one in their own country.

Watching the no nonsense attitude from Zelensky in his meeting with Trump, gave me president envy towards Ukraine.

President Envy by Green_Devil March 4, 2025

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

MacBook envy by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

Penis Envy 

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

Penis Envy by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

convo-envy

Feeling envious of participants of surounding conversations, especially while sitting in an awkward silence.

Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.

Man, my friend is too busy talking about AFI with the scene kids, and im too far down the table to talk to the WoPo players. Ive got hella convo-envy!

convo-envy by 280 fog July 20, 2025

Scientist Envy 

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.

Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.

Scientist Envy by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025

mansion envy

Sleep deprivation is the main cause, including ugliness and general poverty. drugs and alcohol can compound the problem thus ensuring more entertainment

mansion envy jealousy

mansion envy by mrs tosser November 29, 2025

Roster Envy

1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.

2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.

The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.

Roster Envy by Roster Lover December 7, 2025