President Envy

The feeling one has when they see another country have a better president than the one in their own country.

Watching the no nonsense attitude from Zelensky in his meeting with Trump, gave me president envy towards Ukraine.

by Green_Devil March 4, 2025

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

fajita envy

Like penis envy, but especially felt when you see the table across from you getting delivered sizzling fajitas at the local Mexican restaurant.

I’m feeling such fajita envy right now.

by thegalvybutcher March 15, 2026

Penis Envy

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

convo-envy

Feeling envious of participants of surounding conversations, especially while sitting in an awkward silence.

Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.

Man, my friend is too busy talking about AFI with the scene kids, and im too far down the table to talk to the WoPo players. Ive got hella convo-envy!

by 280 fog July 20, 2025

Scientist Envy

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.

Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.

by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025

mansion envy

Sleep deprivation is the main cause, including ugliness and general poverty. drugs and alcohol can compound the problem thus ensuring more entertainment

mansion envy jealousy

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025