Womb envy

A theory wherein men are envious of the luxury and easy life awarded to women in return for having children with elite men. It takes into account the true idea that women are envious of powerful penis men for their power, while at the same time seeking to subordinate themselves to strong first class men in return they are protected from non-elite men and able to project power over them in return for giving up their own independence for luxury. An initially retarded idea from karen who thought to copy her betters.

A man whomst desires the luxury, protection, and coddling that society affords to protect women from non-elite men has womb envy.

by TheS July 28, 2022

Envy

Envy someone who is so fucking jealous of Pqwk him and Kelo dickride each other and bully him

Envy: oi Kelo let’s fucking tell Pqwk to kill his self
Kelo: yeah bro but let me get done fucking my dog first

by Pqwk1 October 21, 2019

envy the realest

hes real ngl tbh ong gave me 100 robux one time kinda comp twin honestly i hate that guy

wow envy the realest is really acting like a jew today

by fairn October 8, 2025

Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.

"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."

by sandyzombie April 28, 2021

Envy

1. A feeling of dissatisfaction otherwise know as jealousy.

2. Desire to have possession of something or someone.

1. "I'm very envy about their relationship."

2. "I am very envy because that guy has a nice skateboard."

by anonymousmuch? February 19, 2017

envi

envi is a boy who will never let you down. he will stick with you till the end unless you turn on him. he will talk to you all the time unless he finds you boring which isnt often. he isnt the most popular or good-looking, but his personality makes up for it and more. he befriends anyone who asks

person 1:have you talked to envi recently?
person 2: yeah we called until 2 last night, hes so fun to talk to!
person 1: ikr!! so undry its crazy, i dont even care that he isnt the best looking

by tyleriscool April 15, 2022

Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020