tip dicked 

When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.

Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.

tip dicked by Darylisms May 8, 2015

peach dicker 

When A guy sticks his errect penis in a peach.

Harry Stephenson is a peach dicker on school nights when he doesn't get that middle school pussy

peach dicker by Yafavcatlady January 8, 2017

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester 

A true royal indeed. He resides in Manchester after 12 grueling years of war. He has promised to kill all humans before 2025. He's also very gay.

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester is a master of the arts.

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester by duwqgyfbwf May 17, 2022

McDonald's Decker 

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

McDonald's Decker by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 22, 2011

get dicked around 

When someone or something gives you therun around. Usually is quite frustrating. Happens in the instance of a power play between the greater power and the lesser power. Outcome varies.

Louise on a cell phone with her friend:
"I'm not sure about this situation, I can't shake the feeling that I'll get dicked around"

get dicked around by im'a grasshopper 2 July 12, 2006

dickens

(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Lookout...Dickens!
Dicken's on your left, hit it.

dickens by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Maw Dicker 

A redneck country-music-lovin piece of shit inclined to fucking his own mother.

Cletus is a rednecked country music lovin piece of shit inclined to fuck his mother.

Yep, he's one ugly maw dicker

Maw Dicker by mawdicker November 10, 2009