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Naval Term. - (1) The nozzle of an inline proportioner in a firefighting hose line for AFFF. (2) The inflated tube that holds up the center of the roof of a lifeboat. (3) The protruding sensor boom of the MAD gear aboard the P-2 Neptune and P-3 Orion. Note: this term is also used for literally dozens of other objects in the naval service.
by Atomic Johnny May 13, 2005
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Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!
Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe
by Darklord185 January 27, 2017
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I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
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doofle dick

Aaron is such a doofle dick. Evan is a doofle dick, he's a dumb mofo that cant get his dick up.
by wildcatgirl January 11, 2011
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ri-double-dick-ulous

(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.
When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.
by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012
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dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.
Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!
by Caline March 19, 2014
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dope donkey dick

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards
I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws
by khaoschef December 6, 2014
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