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double-dipper

the male equivalent to the female "gold digger" that prefers a lady's pocket book over her personality and/or looks. Not only does this male dip into her her pockets, he dips his male assets into her her other deep "pocket book."
"Dude, Luke's girlfriend isn't actually cute...or fun to be around."

"Yeah I know, he's a total double-dipper."
by samford heinz February 2, 2010
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The Big Dipper

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Most commonly known as an astronomical configuration of stars, the big
dipper shares a same level of amazement as well as shear power. Extensive testing and experimentation began early in 2008 by two amateur visionaries native to the San Diego region. With hopes to bring change to a seemingly poor state of sexual culture, these two patriarchs have become fondly known as "The Fathers of Fulfillment."

One might refer to this tantalizing activity as the more attractive older brother to the all too familiar "Tea Bag." Much like Tea Bagging--this activity is not for the faint of heart, nor the orally disadvantaged. The recipient in hopes to be "dipped" will lie on his or her back, with mouth agape. The bearer will then position himself above the other, sure to have removed all lower garments, and will slowly begin to lower himself being mindful to align his penis and testicles to the target mouth.

Now keep in mind, the man must remain calm, so as not disrupt the delivery. Things could get "messy" if one looses his flaccidity. And as for the recipient, a little help is not frowned upon, a simple guiding hand will surely relieve some of the pressure off of the already anxious performer.

Okay, now lets get down to business; the completion. Once you are properly aligned, it is now safe to initiate drop sequence. It is completely up to the dipper how much force is used when entering the said mouth. Assuming there has been verbal agreement, so as not to surprise the recipient and therefore prevent possible clamping.
Now place the entirety of your genitalia into the mouth, get comfortable, and enjoy "THE BIG DIPPER."

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When a man dips his dick and balls into his partner's mouth.
"Hey Rafael,
did you get a BJ last night!?"
"No man, better!
I got The Big Dipper!!!"
by Fathers of Fulfillment and suz January 17, 2009
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Bucket Dipper

Someone who fails; Someone who hooks up with a fat chick, then brags
Brian left with that grenade last night, he still thinks she was hot. He's a total bucket dipper.

Brian's passed out...what a bucket dipper.
by Brian Payne December 29, 2010
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desperado

A desperado is a female that meets all of these characteristics...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection

and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends

but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...
Guy 1 "dude remember that kid back in high school that worked at 7-Eleven?"

Guy 2 "which one?"

Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."

Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"

Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"

Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"

Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"

Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"
by Fuck Will Smith... I Am Legend February 2, 2008
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Deeper Daddy

A man who loves pulsation. Professional birder. Not allowed 25 feet from a school. Also did not fucking touch her.
by Ddqwerty July 2, 2021
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Really Desperate Housewives

I was watching some "really desperate housewives" last night, while i jacked off.
by FDAMAN July 14, 2011
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Stephanie's dipper

The three stars that form a triangle that intoxicated females often confuse for the big dipper
Tonight I was stargazing and I saw Stephanie's dipper!
by Stoaks May 12, 2014
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