I only play water decks

I only play water decks is extremely based
by AGenericUser May 01, 2022
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fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants
I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight
by Tman653 May 07, 2018
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Decked

The quality of being very muscular, especially with an extremely well developed and aesthetically pleasing physique.
Fitness influencer Joe Smith had a meteoric increase in followers after revealing his decked physique for a series of strength training tutorials.
by LexSmith January 02, 2024
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tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.
if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!
by marblecakealsothegame13 March 03, 2025
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Deck

A project presentation document used to entice investors into giving serious consideration to parting with some of their money. Used by theater producers, inter alia.
I saw the deck for Hello Dolly and thought it didn't stand a chance, so I put my money on Equipoise in the third. Really STUPID.
by Inside Pitcher November 24, 2020
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Meatballs Decking

The shiniest decking on the planet, not even the size nutboys head could cover the the brightness. Legend has it that meatball would varnish it 4 times a day.
meatballs decking is shiny almost too shiny
by afvgneWDVWRNEGNWGBWR July 22, 2022
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Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
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